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Versículos especialmente reconfortantes, impregnados de amor, tolerancia, paz, inteligencia y elevación espiritual

Los fundadores de este reboot de la saga abrahámica entendieron una cosa: lo carnal y lo material se venden mejor que lo espiritual. De ahí un paraíso mucho mejor surtido que el cristiano, donde los resucitados «ni se casarán ni se darán en casamiento» (Mateo 22:30). Difícil de vender. La versión islámica ofrece ríos de vino (47:15) y, sobre todo, vírgenes:

«En ambos jardines habrá doncellas de mirada recatada, a quienes ningún humano ni yinn ha tocado jamás».
Corán 55:56

El Corán no da ninguna cifra: las famosas 72 vírgenes proceden de un hadiz, como bonificación para los mártires (Jami' at-Tirmidhi 1663). Una perspectiva tentadora, lo admito, aunque personalmente prefiero a las mujeres con experiencia. La competencia es feroz en el mercado del más allá, así que no tiene sentido escatimar en promesas. Al fin y al cabo, ningún cliente ha vuelto nunca a pedir un reembolso.

A diferencia de las demás religiones abrahámicas, el islam no se conforma con explotar nuestras angustias existenciales: también juega con nuestras hormonas. Las de los seres humanos de pleno derecho, por supuesto. No las de sus subordinadas, las mujeres, que según el Profeta constituyen la mayoría de los moradores del infierno (Sahih al-Bujari 29).

Además, su inteligencia es deficiente, y en este punto Alá y su Mensajero coinciden. Alá exige dos mujeres para sustituir a un testigo varón, por si una de ellas olvida (2:282), y las describe como incapaces de «imponerse en las disputas» (43:18). El Profeta saca la conclusión: «Esta es la deficiencia de su inteligencia» (Sahih al-Bujari 304). Y de todas las pruebas que dejó tras de sí, ninguna es «más dura para los hombres que las mujeres» (Sahih al-Bujari 5096).

Aconsejo leer estos versículos en varias sesiones, repartidas a lo largo de un período bastante largo. Tragarse tanta sabiduría y poesía divinas de una sola vez podría ser peligroso: tu cerebro podría no sobrevivir al impacto.

Los críticos audaces del islam objetarán que muchos otros versículos llamativos merecían un lugar aquí. Sin duda. Pero el objetivo no es copiar el Corán entero: esta antología de instrucciones del Creador de todas las cosas ya es lo bastante picante y voluminosa así. Irá creciendo con el tiempo.

Para ahorrarte tiempo, he puesto en negrita los pasajes clave de cada versículo.

La traducción al inglés del significado de los versículos coránicos que figuran a continuación es obra del Dr. Mustafa Khattab. Puedes encontrar otras traducciones de los versículos presentados a continuación en quran.com.

Cabe señalar que algunos defensores de Alá afirman que todas las traducciones alteran profundamente el sentido de los versículos. Según varios exmusulmanes arabófonos, las traducciones suelen estar edulcoradas y suavizadas con eufemismos en comparación con la versión árabe original. La versión original es, al parecer, a menudo más sombría que las traducciones.

Basta de cháchara: empecemos.

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  • And remember when Abraham said, “My Lord, make this city of Mecca secure and provide fruits to its people—those among them who believe in Allah and the Last Day.” He answered, “As for those who disbelieve, I will let them enjoy themselves for a little while, then I will condemn them to the torment of the Fire. What an evil destination!”

    Sura 2, versículo 126 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahGovernsWithTheHeinousWeaponOfFear
  • “Surely those who disbelieve and die as disbelievers are condemned by Allah, the angels, and all of humanity. They will be in Hell forever. Their punishment will not be lightened, nor will they be delayed from it. Your God is only One God. There is no god worthy of worship except Him—the Most Compassionate, Most Merciful.”

    Sura 2, versículos 161–163 #IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahIsATorturerButMercifulThatChangesEverything
  • “The example of the disbelievers not responding to the Messenger’s warning is like a flock not comprehending the calls and cries of the shepherd. They are wilfully deaf, dumb and blind so they have no understanding.”

    Sura 2, versículo 171 #AllahMocksHisOwnCreation#AllahMocksHimselfInFact#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahConsidersDisbelieversAsAnimals#AllahDehumanizesNonMuslims#IslamicSystemicRacism
  • “Kill them wherever you come upon them and drive them out of the places from which they have driven you out. For persecution is far worse than killing. And do not fight them at the Sacred Mosque unless they attack you there. If they do so, then fight them—that is the reward of the disbelievers.”

    Sura 2, versículo 191 #AllahOrdersAssassinations#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Fight against them if they persecute you until there is no more persecution, and your devotion will be to Allah alone. If they stop persecuting you, let there be no hostility except against the aggressors.”

    Sura 2, versículo 193 #AllahIsWarlike#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahIsNarcissistic#AllahIsJealous#AllahIsTyrannical
  • “Do not marry polytheistic women until they believe; for a believing slave-woman is better than a free polytheist, even though she may look pleasant to you. And do not marry your women to polytheistic men until they believe, for a believing slave-man is better than a free polytheist, even though he may look pleasant to you. They invite you to the Fire while Allah invites you to Paradise and forgiveness by His grace. He makes His revelations clear to the people so perhaps they will be mindful.”

    Sura 2, versículo 221 #AllahIsASlaver#AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • They ask you about menstruation. Say, “Beware of its harm! So keep away, and do not have intercourse with your wives during their monthly cycles until they are purified. When they purify themselves, then you may approach them in the manner specified by Allah. Surely Allah loves those who always turn to Him in repentance and those who purify themselves.”

    Sura 2, versículo 222 #OvulationIsEvilAccordingToAllah
  • “Your wives are like farmland for you, so approach them consensually as you please. And send forth something good for yourselves. Be mindful of Allah, and know that you will meet Him. And give good news to the believers.”

    Sura 2, versículo 223 #ExtremeMisogyny#ExtremePatriarchy#WomenAreSexSlaves#SandrineRousseauSaveUs
  • “Divorced women must wait three monthly cycles before they can re-marry. It is not lawful for them to conceal what Allah has created in their wombs, if they truly believe in Allah and the Last Day. And their husbands reserve the right to take them back within that period if they desire reconciliation. Women have rights similar to those of men equitably, although men have a degree of responsibility above them. And Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.”

    Sura 2, versículo 228 #AllahIsAntiAbortion#WomenDoNotOwnTheirBodies#OneDayAssassinOneDayProLife
  • “Indeed, neither the wealth nor children of the disbelievers will be of any benefit to them against Allah—and they will be the fuel for the Fire. Their fate will be like that of the people of Pharaoh and those before them—they all rejected Our signs, so Allah seized them for their sins. And Allah is severe in punishment.”

    Sura 3, versículos 10–11 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Believers should not take disbelievers as guardians instead of the believers—and whoever does so will have nothing to hope for from Allah—unless it is a precaution against their tyranny. And Allah warns you about Himself. And to Allah is the final return.”

    Sura 3, versículo 28 #IncitementToCommunitarianism#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers
  • “If you fear you might fail to give orphan women their due rights if you were to marry them, then marry other women of your choice—two, three, or four. But if you are afraid you will fail to maintain justice, then content yourselves with one or those bondwomen in your possession. This way you are less likely to commit injustice.”

    Sura 4, versículo 3 #AllahIsASlaver#LongLivePolygyny#DownWithPolyandry
  • “Allah commands you regarding your children: the share of the male will be twice that of the female. If you leave only two or more females, their share is two-thirds of the estate. But if there is only one female, her share will be one-half. Each parent is entitled to one-sixth if you leave offspring. But if you are childless and your parents are the only heirs, then your mother will receive one-third. But if you leave siblings, then your mother will receive one-sixth—after the fulfilment of bequests and debts. Be fair to your parents and children, as you do not fully know who is more beneficial to you. This is an obligation from Allah. Surely Allah is All-Knowing, All-Wise.”

    Sura 4, versículo 11 #ExtremeMisogyny#SandrineRousseauWakeUp
  • “But whoever disobeys Allah and His Messenger and exceeds their limits will be cast into Hell, to stay there forever. And they will suffer a humiliating punishment.”

    Sura 4, versículo 14 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “As for those of your women who commit illegal intercourse—call four witnesses from among yourselves. If they testify, confine the offenders to their homes until they die or Allah ordains a different way for them.”

    Sura 4, versículo 15 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#CheapJustice
  • “Also forbidden are married women—except female captives in your possession. This is Allah’s commandment to you. Lawful to you are all beyond these—as long as you seek them with your wealth in a legal marriage, not in fornication. Give those you have consummated marriage with their due dowries. It is permissible to be mutually gracious regarding the set dowry. Surely Allah is All-Knowing, All-Wise.”

    Sura 4, versículo 24 #AllahIsASlaver
  • “But if any of you cannot afford to marry a free believing woman, then let him marry a believing bondwoman possessed by one of you. Allah knows best the state of your faith and theirs. You are from one another. So marry them with the permission of their owners, giving them their dowry in fairness, if they are chaste, neither promiscuous nor having secret affairs. If they commit indecency after marriage, they receive half the punishment of free women. This is for those of you who fear falling into sin. But if you are patient, it is better for you. And Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

    Sura 4, versículo 25 #AllahIsASlaver
  • “Men are the caretakers of women, as men have been provisioned by Allah over women and tasked with supporting them financially. And righteous women are devoutly obedient and, when alone, protective of what Allah has entrusted them with. And if you sense ill-conduct from your women, advise them first, if they persist, do not share their beds, but if they still persist, then discipline them gently. But if they change their ways, do not be unjust to them. Surely Allah is Most High, All-Great.”

    Sura 4, versículo 34 #AllahProneDomesticViolence#ExtremeMisogyny#ExtremePatriarchy#SandrineRousseauSaveUs
  • “O believers! Do not approach prayer while intoxicated until you are aware of what you say, nor in a state of full impurity—unless you merely pass through the mosque—until you have bathed. But if you are ill, on a journey, or have relieved yourselves, or been intimate with your wives and cannot find water, then purify yourselves with clean earth, wiping your faces and hands. And Allah is Ever-Pardoning, All-Forgiving.”

    Sura 4, versículo 43 #ExtremeMisogyny#ComparingWomenToExcrement#AllahIsARomantic
  • “Indeed, Allah does not forgive associating others with Him in worship, but forgives anything else of whoever He wills. And whoever associates others with Allah has indeed committed a grave sin.”

    Sura 4, versículo 48 #AllahIsJealous#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
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