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Grundlæggerne af denne genstart af den abrahamitiske saga forstod én ting: Det kødelige og det materielle sælger bedre end det åndelige. Deraf et paradis, der er langt bedre udstyret end det kristne, hvor de opstandne »hverken gifter sig eller bliver giftet bort« (Matthæus 22,30). Svært at sælge. Den islamiske version byder på floder af vin (47:15) og frem for alt jomfruer:

»I begge haver vil der være jomfruer med blufærdigt blik, som hverken menneske eller djinn nogensinde har rørt før.«
Koranen 55:56

Koranen nævner intet antal: De berømte 72 jomfruer stammer fra en hadith, som en bonus til martyrerne (Jami' at-Tirmidhi 1663). Et fristende perspektiv, det indrømmer jeg, selvom jeg personligt foretrækker erfarne kvinder. Konkurrencen er hård på markedet for livet efter døden, så der er ingen grund til at spare på løfterne. Ingen kunde er jo nogensinde kommet tilbage for at få pengene igen.

I modsætning til de andre abrahamitiske religioner nøjes islam ikke med at udnytte vores eksistentielle angst: Den spiller også på vores hormoner. Fuldgyldige menneskers hormoner, naturligvis. Ikke deres underordnedes, kvindernes, som ifølge Profeten udgør størstedelen af helvedes beboere (Sahih al-Bukhari 29).

Deres intelligens er desuden mangelfuld, og på det punkt er Allah og Hans Sendebud enige. Allah kræver to kvinder i stedet for ét mandligt vidne, i tilfælde af at den ene af dem glemmer (2:282), og beskriver dem som »ikke overbevisende i stridigheder« (43:18). Profeten drager konklusionen: »Dette er manglen i hendes intelligens« (Sahih al-Bukhari 304). Og af alle de prøvelser, han efterlod sig, er ingen »hårdere for mænd end kvinder« (Sahih al-Bukhari 5096).

Jeg anbefaler at læse disse vers i flere omgange, fordelt over en temmelig lang periode. At sluge så meget guddommelig visdom og poesi på én gang kunne være farligt: Din hjerne overlever måske ikke chokket.

Modige islamkritikere vil indvende, at mange andre slående vers fortjente en plads her. Uden tvivl. Men målet er ikke at skrive hele Koranen af: Denne antologi af instruktioner fra Skaberen af alle ting er krydret og omfangsrig nok, som den er. Den vil vokse med tiden.

For at spare dig tid har jeg sat de centrale passager i hvert vers med fed.

Den engelske oversættelse af betydningen af koranversene nedenfor er udført af dr. Mustafa Khattab. Du kan finde andre oversættelser af de vers, der præsenteres nedenfor, på quran.com.

Det skal bemærkes, at nogle af Allahs fortalere hævder, at alle oversættelser ændrer versenes betydning grundlæggende. Ifølge flere arabisktalende eksmuslimer er oversættelserne generelt renset og eufemistiske sammenlignet med den originale arabiske version. Den originale version er efter sigende ofte mørkere end oversættelserne.

Nok snak: Lad os begynde.

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  • And remember when Abraham said, “My Lord, make this city of Mecca secure and provide fruits to its people—those among them who believe in Allah and the Last Day.” He answered, “As for those who disbelieve, I will let them enjoy themselves for a little while, then I will condemn them to the torment of the Fire. What an evil destination!”

    Sura 2, vers 126 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahGovernsWithTheHeinousWeaponOfFear
  • “Surely those who disbelieve and die as disbelievers are condemned by Allah, the angels, and all of humanity. They will be in Hell forever. Their punishment will not be lightened, nor will they be delayed from it. Your God is only One God. There is no god worthy of worship except Him—the Most Compassionate, Most Merciful.”

    Sura 2, vers 161–163 #IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahIsATorturerButMercifulThatChangesEverything
  • “The example of the disbelievers not responding to the Messenger’s warning is like a flock not comprehending the calls and cries of the shepherd. They are wilfully deaf, dumb and blind so they have no understanding.”

    Sura 2, vers 171 #AllahMocksHisOwnCreation#AllahMocksHimselfInFact#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahConsidersDisbelieversAsAnimals#AllahDehumanizesNonMuslims#IslamicSystemicRacism
  • “Kill them wherever you come upon them and drive them out of the places from which they have driven you out. For persecution is far worse than killing. And do not fight them at the Sacred Mosque unless they attack you there. If they do so, then fight them—that is the reward of the disbelievers.”

    Sura 2, vers 191 #AllahOrdersAssassinations#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Fight against them if they persecute you until there is no more persecution, and your devotion will be to Allah alone. If they stop persecuting you, let there be no hostility except against the aggressors.”

    Sura 2, vers 193 #AllahIsWarlike#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahIsNarcissistic#AllahIsJealous#AllahIsTyrannical
  • “Do not marry polytheistic women until they believe; for a believing slave-woman is better than a free polytheist, even though she may look pleasant to you. And do not marry your women to polytheistic men until they believe, for a believing slave-man is better than a free polytheist, even though he may look pleasant to you. They invite you to the Fire while Allah invites you to Paradise and forgiveness by His grace. He makes His revelations clear to the people so perhaps they will be mindful.”

    Sura 2, vers 221 #AllahIsASlaver#AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • They ask you about menstruation. Say, “Beware of its harm! So keep away, and do not have intercourse with your wives during their monthly cycles until they are purified. When they purify themselves, then you may approach them in the manner specified by Allah. Surely Allah loves those who always turn to Him in repentance and those who purify themselves.”

    Sura 2, vers 222 #OvulationIsEvilAccordingToAllah
  • “Your wives are like farmland for you, so approach them consensually as you please. And send forth something good for yourselves. Be mindful of Allah, and know that you will meet Him. And give good news to the believers.”

    Sura 2, vers 223 #ExtremeMisogyny#ExtremePatriarchy#WomenAreSexSlaves#SandrineRousseauSaveUs
  • “Divorced women must wait three monthly cycles before they can re-marry. It is not lawful for them to conceal what Allah has created in their wombs, if they truly believe in Allah and the Last Day. And their husbands reserve the right to take them back within that period if they desire reconciliation. Women have rights similar to those of men equitably, although men have a degree of responsibility above them. And Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.”

    Sura 2, vers 228 #AllahIsAntiAbortion#WomenDoNotOwnTheirBodies#OneDayAssassinOneDayProLife
  • “Indeed, neither the wealth nor children of the disbelievers will be of any benefit to them against Allah—and they will be the fuel for the Fire. Their fate will be like that of the people of Pharaoh and those before them—they all rejected Our signs, so Allah seized them for their sins. And Allah is severe in punishment.”

    Sura 3, vers 10–11 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Believers should not take disbelievers as guardians instead of the believers—and whoever does so will have nothing to hope for from Allah—unless it is a precaution against their tyranny. And Allah warns you about Himself. And to Allah is the final return.”

    Sura 3, vers 28 #IncitementToCommunitarianism#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers
  • “If you fear you might fail to give orphan women their due rights if you were to marry them, then marry other women of your choice—two, three, or four. But if you are afraid you will fail to maintain justice, then content yourselves with one or those bondwomen in your possession. This way you are less likely to commit injustice.”

    Sura 4, vers 3 #AllahIsASlaver#LongLivePolygyny#DownWithPolyandry
  • “Allah commands you regarding your children: the share of the male will be twice that of the female. If you leave only two or more females, their share is two-thirds of the estate. But if there is only one female, her share will be one-half. Each parent is entitled to one-sixth if you leave offspring. But if you are childless and your parents are the only heirs, then your mother will receive one-third. But if you leave siblings, then your mother will receive one-sixth—after the fulfilment of bequests and debts. Be fair to your parents and children, as you do not fully know who is more beneficial to you. This is an obligation from Allah. Surely Allah is All-Knowing, All-Wise.”

    Sura 4, vers 11 #ExtremeMisogyny#SandrineRousseauWakeUp
  • “But whoever disobeys Allah and His Messenger and exceeds their limits will be cast into Hell, to stay there forever. And they will suffer a humiliating punishment.”

    Sura 4, vers 14 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “As for those of your women who commit illegal intercourse—call four witnesses from among yourselves. If they testify, confine the offenders to their homes until they die or Allah ordains a different way for them.”

    Sura 4, vers 15 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#CheapJustice
  • “Also forbidden are married women—except female captives in your possession. This is Allah’s commandment to you. Lawful to you are all beyond these—as long as you seek them with your wealth in a legal marriage, not in fornication. Give those you have consummated marriage with their due dowries. It is permissible to be mutually gracious regarding the set dowry. Surely Allah is All-Knowing, All-Wise.”

    Sura 4, vers 24 #AllahIsASlaver
  • “But if any of you cannot afford to marry a free believing woman, then let him marry a believing bondwoman possessed by one of you. Allah knows best the state of your faith and theirs. You are from one another. So marry them with the permission of their owners, giving them their dowry in fairness, if they are chaste, neither promiscuous nor having secret affairs. If they commit indecency after marriage, they receive half the punishment of free women. This is for those of you who fear falling into sin. But if you are patient, it is better for you. And Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

    Sura 4, vers 25 #AllahIsASlaver
  • “Men are the caretakers of women, as men have been provisioned by Allah over women and tasked with supporting them financially. And righteous women are devoutly obedient and, when alone, protective of what Allah has entrusted them with. And if you sense ill-conduct from your women, advise them first, if they persist, do not share their beds, but if they still persist, then discipline them gently. But if they change their ways, do not be unjust to them. Surely Allah is Most High, All-Great.”

    Sura 4, vers 34 #AllahProneDomesticViolence#ExtremeMisogyny#ExtremePatriarchy#SandrineRousseauSaveUs
  • “O believers! Do not approach prayer while intoxicated until you are aware of what you say, nor in a state of full impurity—unless you merely pass through the mosque—until you have bathed. But if you are ill, on a journey, or have relieved yourselves, or been intimate with your wives and cannot find water, then purify yourselves with clean earth, wiping your faces and hands. And Allah is Ever-Pardoning, All-Forgiving.”

    Sura 4, vers 43 #ExtremeMisogyny#ComparingWomenToExcrement#AllahIsARomantic
  • “Indeed, Allah does not forgive associating others with Him in worship, but forgives anything else of whoever He wills. And whoever associates others with Allah has indeed committed a grave sin.”

    Sura 4, vers 48 #AllahIsJealous#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
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