Citazioni ispiratrici

Versetti particolarmente rasserenanti, intrisi di amore, tolleranza, pace, intelligenza ed elevazione spirituale

I fondatori di questo reboot della saga abramitica hanno capito una cosa: il carnale e il materiale vendono meglio dello spirituale. Da qui un paradiso molto più fornito di quello cristiano, dove i risorti «non prendono né moglie né marito» (Matteo 22:30). Difficile da vendere. La versione islamica offre fiumi di vino (47:15) e, soprattutto, vergini:

«In entrambi i Giardini vi saranno fanciulle dallo sguardo pudico, che nessun uomo né jinn ha mai toccato prima.»
Corano 55:56

Il Corano non indica alcun numero: le famose 72 vergini provengono da un hadith, come bonus per i martiri (Jami' at-Tirmidhi 1663). Una prospettiva allettante, lo ammetto, anche se personalmente preferisco le donne con esperienza. La concorrenza sul mercato dell'aldilà è feroce, quindi non ha senso lesinare sulle promesse. Del resto, nessun cliente è mai tornato a chiedere un rimborso.

A differenza delle altre religioni abramitiche, l'islam non si accontenta di sfruttare le nostre angosce esistenziali: gioca anche sui nostri ormoni. Quelli degli esseri umani a pieno titolo, beninteso. Non quelli dei loro subordinati, le donne, che secondo il Profeta costituiscono la maggioranza degli abitanti dell'inferno (Sahih al-Bukhari 29).

Anche la loro intelligenza è carente, e su questo punto Allah e il Suo Messaggero sono d'accordo. Allah richiede due donne per sostituire un testimone maschio, nel caso in cui una delle due dimentichi (2:282), e le descrive come «incapaci di imporsi nelle dispute» (43:18). Il Profeta ne trae la conclusione: «Questa è la carenza della sua intelligenza» (Sahih al-Bukhari 304). E di tutte le prove che ha lasciato dietro di sé, nessuna è «più dura per gli uomini delle donne» (Sahih al-Bukhari 5096).

Consiglio di leggere questi versetti in più riprese, distribuite su un periodo piuttosto lungo. Ingerire tanta saggezza e poesia divina in una volta sola potrebbe essere pericoloso: il vostro cervello potrebbe non sopravvivere allo shock.

I critici più audaci dell'islam obietteranno che molti altri versetti eloquenti avrebbero meritato un posto qui. Senza dubbio. Ma lo scopo non è ricopiare l'intero Corano: questa antologia di istruzioni del Creatore di tutte le cose è già abbastanza piccante e corposa così com'è. Si arricchirà col tempo.

Per farvi risparmiare tempo, ho messo in grassetto i passaggi chiave di ogni versetto.

La traduzione inglese del significato dei versetti coranici riportati di seguito è stata realizzata dal Dr. Mustafa Khattab. Altre traduzioni dei versetti presentati di seguito sono disponibili su quran.com.

Va notato che alcuni difensori di Allah sostengono che tutte le traduzioni alterino profondamente il significato dei versetti. Secondo diversi ex musulmani arabofoni, le traduzioni sono generalmente edulcorate e attenuate rispetto alla versione originale in arabo. La versione originale è, a quanto pare, spesso più cupa delle traduzioni.

Basta chiacchiere: cominciamo.

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  • “Surely those who reject Our signs, We will cast them into the Fire. Whenever their skin is burnt completely, We will replace it so they will constantly taste the punishment. Indeed, Allah is Almighty, All-Wise.”

    Sura 4, versetto 56 #AllahIsTheWorstOfTorturers#AllahIsTyrannical#AllahIsAMonster#HitlerIsALittlePlayerComparedToAllah#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “They wish you would disbelieve as they have disbelieved, so you may all be alike. So do not take them as allies unless they emigrate in the cause of Allah. But if they turn away, then seize them and kill them wherever you find them, and do not take any of them as allies or helpers.”

    Sura 4, versetto 89 #AllahIsWarlike#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodAmongHumanBeings#AttackingFromBehindIsCowardly#AllahIsViolent#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#AllahOrdersAssassinations#IncitementToCommunitarianism#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence
  • “O believers! When you rise up for prayer, wash your faces and your hands up to the elbows, wipe your heads, and wash your feet to the ankles. And if you are in a state of full impurity, then take a full bath. But if you are ill, on a journey, or have relieved yourselves, or have been intimate with your wives and cannot find water, then purify yourselves with clean earth by wiping your faces and hands. It is not Allah’s Will to burden you, but to purify you and complete His favour upon you, so perhaps you will be grateful.”

    Sura 5, versetto 6 #ExtremeMisogyny#ComparingWomenToExcrement#AllahIsARomantic
  • “O believers! Take neither Jews nor Christians as guardians—they are guardians of each other. Whoever does so will be counted as one of them. Surely Allah does not guide the wrongdoing people.”

    Sura 5, versetto 51 #AllahIsAntiJewish#AllahIsAntiChristian#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodAmongHumanBeings#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#IncitementToCommunitarianism#IslamicSystemicRacism
  • “For those who are Jewish, We forbade every animal with undivided hoofs and the fat of oxen and sheep except what is joined to their backs or intestines or mixed with bone. In this way We rewarded them for their violations. And We are certainly truthful.”

    Sura 6, versetto 146 #AllahIsAntiJewish#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • And remember when Lot scolded the men of his people, saying, “Do you commit a shameful deed that no man has ever done before? You lust after men instead of women! You are certainly transgressors.” But his people’s only response was to say, “Expel them from your land! They are a people who wish to remain chaste!” So We saved him and his family except his wife, who was one of the doomed. We poured upon them a rain of brimstone. See what was the end of the wicked!

    Sura 7, versetti 80–84 #AllahIsHomophobic#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#IncitementToViolence
  • “If We had willed, We would have elevated him with Our signs, but he clung to this life—following his evil desires. His example is that of a dog: if you chase it away, it pants, and if you leave it, it still pants. This is the example of the people who deny Our signs. So narrate to them stories of the past, so perhaps they will reflect.”

    Sura 7, versetto 176 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahConsidersDisbelieversAsAnimals#AllahDehumanizesNonMuslims#IslamicSystemicRacism#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Whoever Allah guides is truly guided. And whoever He leaves to stray, they are the true losers. Indeed, We have destined many jinn and humans for Hell. They have hearts they do not understand with, eyes they do not see with, and ears they do not hear with. They are like cattle. In fact, they are even less guided! Such people are entirely heedless.”

    Sura 7, versetti 178–179 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahConsidersDisbelieversAsAnimals#AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#IslamicSystemicRacism
  • “Remember, O believers, when Allah promised to give you the upper hand over either target, you wished to capture the unarmed party. But it was Allah’s Will to establish the truth by His Words and uproot the disbelievers;”

    Sura 8, versetto 7 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahIsWarlike#AllahOrdersAssassinations#AllahIsACriminal#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence
  • Remember, O Prophet, when your Lord revealed to the angels, “I am with you. So make the believers stand firm. I will cast horror into the hearts of the disbelievers. So strike their necks and strike their fingertips.”

    Sura 8, versetto 12 #AllahIsWarlike#AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsViolent#IncitementToViolence#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#CallToViolence
  • “It was not you believers who killed them, but it was Allah Who did so. Nor was it you, O Prophet, who threw a handful of sand at the disbelievers, but it was Allah Who did so, rendering the believers a great favour. Surely Allah is All-Hearing, All-Knowing.”

    Sura 8, versetto 17 #AllahIsACriminal#AllahIsAMurderer#AllahIncitesMurder#IncitementToViolence#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#CallToViolence
  • “Tell the disbelievers that if they desist, their past will be forgiven. But if they persist, then they have an example in those destroyed before them. Fight against them until there is no more persecution—and your devotion will be entirely to Allah. But if they desist, then surely Allah is All-Seeing of what they do.”

    Sura 8, versetti 38–39 #AllahIsWarlike#AllahIsNarcissistic#AllahIsJealous#AllahIsTyrannical#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Indeed, the worst of all beings in the sight of Allah are those who persist in disbelief, never to have faith—”

    Sura 8, versetto 55 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahConsidersDisbelieversAsAnimals#IslamicSystemicRacism#NonMuslimsAreNotHumanBeingsAccordingtoAllah#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Do not let those disbelievers think they are not within reach. They will have no escape.”

    Sura 8, versetto 59 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#IncitementToViolence#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Prepare against them what you believers can of military power and cavalry to deter Allah’s enemies and your enemies as well as other enemies unknown to you but known to Allah. Whatever you spend in the cause of Allah will be paid to you in full and you will not be wronged.”

    Sura 8, versetto 60 #AllahIsWarlike#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence
  • “But once the Sacred Months have passed, kill the polytheists who violated their treaties wherever you find them, capture them, besiege them, and lie in wait for them on every way. But if they repent, perform prayers, and pay alms-tax, then set them free. Indeed, Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

    Sura 9, versetto 5 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence#AllahIsATyrantButMercifulThatChangesEverything#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “So fight them and Allah will punish them at your hands, put them to shame, help you overcome them, and soothe the hearts of the believers.”

    Sura 9, versetto 14 #AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “O believers! Do not take your parents and siblings as trusted allies if they choose disbelief over belief. And whoever of you does so, they are the true wrongdoers.”

    Sura 9, versetto 23 #IslamIsASect#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers#IncitementToCommunitarianism#TypicalBehaviorOfASect#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Fight those who do not believe in Allah and the Last Day, nor comply with what Allah and His Messenger have forbidden, nor embrace the religion of truth from among those who were given the Scripture, until they pay the tax, willingly submitting, fully humbled.”

    Sura 9, versetto 29 #AllahIsWarlike#AllahIsUnbelieverphobic#AllahPromotesViolence#AllahIsAMafiaBoss#AllahIsTyrannical#AllahIsNotMerciful#IncitementToViolence#CallToViolence#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • The Jews say, “Ezra is the son of Allah,” while the Christians say, “The Messiah is the son of Allah.” Such are their baseless assertions, only parroting the words of earlier disbelievers. May Allah condemn them! How can they be deluded from the truth?

    Sura 9, versetto 30 #AllahIsTyrannical#AllahIsACriminal#AllahIsUltraViolent#AllahIsAGenocidal#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
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