Inspiring Quotes

Verses, particularly soothing, imbued with love, tolerance, peace, intelligence, and spiritual elevation

The founders of this reboot of the Abrahamic saga understood one thing: the carnal and the material sell better than the spiritual. Hence a paradise far better stocked than the Christian one, where the resurrected "neither marry, nor are given in marriage" (Matthew 22:30). A tough sell. The Islamic version offers rivers of wine (47:15) and, above all, virgins:

"In both Gardens will be maidens of modest gaze, who no human or jinn has ever touched before."
Quran 55:56

The Quran gives no number: the famous 72 virgins come from a hadith, as a bonus for martyrs (Jami' at-Tirmidhi 1663). A tempting prospect, I admit, even though I personally prefer experienced women. Competition is fierce on the afterlife market, so there is no point skimping on promises. After all, no customer has ever come back for a refund.

Unlike the other Abrahamic religions, Islam does not settle for exploiting our existential anxieties: it also plays on our hormones. Those of fully fledged human beings, of course. Not those of their subordinates, women, who according to the Prophet make up the majority of the dwellers of hell (Sahih al-Bukhari 29).

Their intelligence is deficient, too, and on this point Allah and His Messenger agree. Allah requires two women to replace one male witness, in case one of them forgets (2:282), and describes them as "not commanding in disputes" (43:18). The Prophet draws the conclusion: "This is the deficiency in her intelligence" (Sahih al-Bukhari 304). And of all the trials he left behind him, none is "more severe to men than women" (Sahih al-Bukhari 5096).

I advise reading these verses in several sittings, spread over a fairly long period. Swallowing so much divine wisdom and poetry at once could be dangerous: your brain might not survive the shock.

Daring critics of Islam will object that many other striking verses deserved a place here. No doubt. But the aim is not to copy out the entire Quran: this anthology of instructions from the Creator of all things is spicy and hefty enough as it is. It will grow over time.

To save you time, I have put the key passages of each verse in bold.

The English translation of the meaning of the Quranic verses below was done by Dr. Mustafa Khattab. You can find other translations of the verses presented below at quran.com.

It should be noted that some advocates of Allah claim that all translations profoundly alter the meaning of the verses. According to several Arabic-speaking ex-Muslims, translations are generally sanitized and euphemized compared to the original Arabic version. The original version is, it seems, often darker than the translations.

Enough chatter: let's begin.

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  • And remember, O Prophet, when you said to the one for whom Allah has done a favour and you too have done a favour, “Keep your wife and fear Allah,” while concealing within yourself what Allah was going to reveal. And so you were considering the people, whereas Allah was more worthy of your consideration. So when Zaid totally lost interest in keeping his wife, We gave her to you in marriage, so that there would be no blame on the believers for marrying the ex-wives of their adopted sons after their divorce. And Allah’s command is totally binding.

    Surah 33, verse 37 #ThisVerseIsVeryPracticalForTheGuru#LongLivePolygyny#DownWithPolyandry
  • “O Prophet! We have made lawful for you your wives to whom you have paid their full dowries as well as those bondwomen in your possession, whom Allah has granted you. And you are allowed to marry the daughters of your paternal uncles and aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and aunts, who have emigrated like you. Also allowed for marriage is a believing woman who offers herself to the Prophet without dowry if he is interested in marrying her—this is exclusively for you, not for the rest of the believers. We know well what rulings We have ordained for the believers in relation to their wives and those bondwomen in their possession. As such, there would be no blame on you. And Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

    Surah 33, verse 50 #AVerseThatComesAtTheRightTime#AllahIsAProudSlaver#AllahSpoilsHisChampion#RaelPlagiarizedMomo#TheVerseThatAuthorizesHaremsForMomoAndTheCaliphs
  • “It is not lawful for you O Prophet to marry more women after this, nor can you replace any of your present wives with another, even if her beauty may attract you—except those bondwomen in your possession. And Allah is ever Watchful over all things.”

    Surah 33, verse 52 #AllahIsASlaver
  • “O believers! Do not enter the homes of the Prophet without permission and if invited for a meal, do not come too early and linger until the meal is ready. But if you are invited, then enter on time. Once you have eaten, then go on your way, and do not stay for casual talk. Such behaviour is truly annoying to the Prophet, yet he is too shy to ask you to leave. But Allah is never shy of the truth. And when you believers ask his wives for something, ask them from behind a barrier. This is purer for your hearts and theirs. And it is not right for you to annoy the Messenger of Allah, nor ever marry his wives after him. This would certainly be a major offence in the sight of Allah.”

    Surah 33, verse 53 #MuhammadIsAVeryShyMan#TheTyrannyOfMaleSexHormones#TestosteroneRules#AllahReducesMaleFemaleRelationshipsToSexualAttraction
  • “There is no blame on the Prophet’s wives if they appear unveiled before their fathers, their sons, their brothers, their brothers’ sons, their sisters’ sons, their fellow Muslim women, and those bondspeople in their possession. And be mindful of Allah O wives of the Prophet! Surely Allah is a Witness over all things.”

    Surah 33, verse 55 #AllahIsASlaver
  • “O Prophet! Ask your wives, daughters, and believing women to draw their cloaks over their bodies. In this way it is more likely that they will be recognized as virtuous and not be harassed. And Allah is All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.”

    Surah 33, verse 59 #SandrineRousseauSaveUs#TheTyrannyOfMaleSexHormones#TestosteroneRules
  • “So We will certainly make the disbelievers taste a severe punishment, and We will surely repay them according to the worst of their deeds. That is the reward of Allah’s enemies: the Fire, which will be their eternal home—a fitting reward for their denial of Our revelations.”

    Surah 41, verses 27–28 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsATyrant#AllahIsACriminal#AllahIsHumanInTheWorstPossibleWay#AllahIsAnythingButDivine#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Do they attribute to Him those (women) who are brought up in fineries and are not commanding in disputes?”

    Surah 43, verse 18 #AllahIsMisogynistic#SandrineRousseauSaveUs
  • “So when you meet the disbelievers in battle, strike their necks until you have thoroughly subdued them, then bind them firmly. Later free them either as an act of grace or by ransom until the war comes to an end. So will it be. Had Allah willed, He Himself could have inflicted punishment on them. But He does this only to test some of you by means of others. And those who are martyred in the cause of Allah, He will never render their deeds void.”

    Surah 47, verse 4 #AllahIsWarlike#AllahProneViolenceAmongHumanBeings#AllahIsUltraViolent#AllahLovesItWhenPeopleSacrificeTheirLivesForHisProject#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “Then how horrible will it be when the angels take their souls, beating their faces and backs!”

    Surah 47, verse 27 #WithAllahEvenAngelsAreEvilMurderousAndViolent
  • “And whoever does not believe in Allah and His Messenger, then We surely have prepared for the disbelievers a blazing Fire.”

    Surah 48, verse 13 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsATyrant#AllahIsACriminal#AllahIsHumanInTheWorstPossibleWay#AllahIsAnythingButDivine#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • Say to nomadic Arabs, who stayed behind, “You will be called to fight against a people of great might, who you will fight unless they submit. If you then obey, Allah will grant you a fine reward. But if you turn away as you did before, He will inflict upon you a painful punishment.” There is no blame on the blind, or the disabled, or the sick for staying behind. And whoever obeys Allah and His Messenger will be admitted by Him into Gardens under which rivers flow. But whoever turns away will be subjected by Him to a painful punishment.

    Surah 48, verses 16–17 #AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsATyrant#AllahIsACriminal#AllahIsHumanInTheWorstPossibleWay#AllahIsAnythingButDivine#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • “And He created the pairs—males and females—from a sperm-drop when it is emitted.”

    Surah 53, verses 45–46 #AllahIsIgnorantAboutBiology#WhatDoesScienceThinkAboutThis
  • “In both Gardens will be maidens of modest gaze, who no human or jinn has ever touched before.”

    Surah 55, verse 56 #ParadiseIsABrothel#Miam#IWantToBecomeAMuslim#AllahForgetWhatISaidYouAreTheBest#ZeusIsNotEvenInYourLeague
  • “You will never find a people who truly believe in Allah and the Last Day loyal to those who defy Allah and His Messenger, even if they were their parents, children, siblings, or extended family. For those believers, Allah has instilled faith in their hearts and strengthened them with a spirit from Him. He will admit them into Gardens under which rivers flow, to stay there forever. Allah is pleased with them and they are pleased with Him. They are the party of Allah. Indeed, Allah’s party is bound to succeed.”

    Surah 58, verse 22 #IslamIsASect#AllahRefusesBrotherhoodBetweenMuslimsAndUnbelievers#IncitementToCommunitarianism#TypicalBehaviorOfASect#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
  • You already have an excellent example in Abraham and those with him, when they said to their people, “We totally dissociate ourselves from you and shun whatever idols you worship besides Allah. We reject you. The enmity and hatred that has arisen between us and you will last until you believe in Allah alone.” The only exception is when Abraham said to his father, “I will seek forgiveness for you,” adding, “but I cannot protect you from Allah at all.” The believers prayed, “Our Lord! In You we trust. And to You we always turn. And to You is the final return.

    Surah 60, verse 4 #IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding#NoToleranceForOtherOpinions
  • “As for your women past the age of menstruation, in case you do not know, their waiting period is three months, and those who have not menstruated as well. As for those who are pregnant, their waiting period ends with delivery. And whoever is mindful of Allah, He will make their matters easy for them.”

    Surah 65, verse 4 #AllahAllowsPedophilia
  • “And those who fear the punishment of their Lord—knowing that none should feel secure from their Lord’s punishment—and those who guard their chastity except with their wives or those bondwomen in their possession, for then they are free from blame, but whoever seeks beyond that are the transgressors.”

    Surah 70, verses 27–31 #Liberticide#AllahIsASlaver#AllahGovernsWithTheHeinousWeaponOfFear
  • “And your fellow man is not insane. And he did see that angel on the clear horizon, and he does not withhold what is revealed to him of the unseen. And this Quran is not the word of an outcast devil.”

    Surah 81, verses 22–25 #DontTakeMeForAnIdiot#WhatAreYouSmoking#AndMyAssIsARoastChicken#TwoBitSpirituality
  • “Indeed, those who disbelieve from the People of the Book and the polytheists will be in the Fire of Hell, to stay there forever. They are the worst of all beings. Indeed, those who believe and do good—they are the best of all beings.”

    Surah 98, verses 6–7 #AllahIsJudeophobic#AllahIsChristianophobic#AllahIsDisbelieverphobic#NoToleranceForOtherOpinions#AllahIsATorturer#AllahIsACriminal#AllahIsFascist#AllahIsTyrannical#IslamicSystemicRacism#IslamicSupremacism#IncitementToHatred#PlevenLawWhereAreYouHiding
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